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The fart code

Here is a handy utility you can use to encode information about a fart for easy transmission across many types of media. It is useful for conveying a farting situation to folks in a chatroom, to a friend via e-mail, or to the public, through a web site.
Click here to begin encoding a fart.
To decode, simply look up the encoding sequence in this chart. Some sequences can have additional parameters, such as "U" for having to change underwear. These will come after the general code.

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