Ron's Brain

Here are my current favorite solutions from the solution generator...

"This might be due to a(n) electrical crosstalk overflow on the monitor."
"You may have forgotten to re-encode the ISA slot so that the VPN can erase the solid-state data cables."
"Ask your webmaster for a B-tree; they'll be able to help you."
"It could be a problem with the NIC trying to distribute the WINS matrix."
"A(n) STFU server overflow would cause that."

Post your favorites! I think I might add something so that registered users can store their favorites in the database and the entire list can be spewed out, like diarrhea.

My Favorites for now.

"You may have forgotten to stream the keyboard so that the TCP/IP can authenticate the object-oriented power supply."
"Ask your sysadmin for a hash algorithm; they'll be able to help you."
"This might be due to a(n) parallel download flux on the RAID array."
"Did you recently stream the cooling fan?"
"It could be a problem with the card trying to hex edit the AGP mapping."

Happy Hunting!