Ron's Brain

As clever as a ham faucet.
19 total messages. For real this time.

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Actinium
04/07/2006 @ 00:36:42 EDT

You better keep one eye open, you never know if the doctor will drop the ball.

Ununquadium
04/07/2006 @ 03:13:47 EDT

Aaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! No more! Wait...

Anyway you slice it, I hope you have a ripping good time.

Ok sorry, now no more. ::Shudder::

Lawrencium
04/07/2006 @ 09:24:56 EDT

If the private dick has a gun, you better hope it's only loaded with blanks...

Actinium
04/07/2006 @ 09:48:35 EDT

You better hope he's a modest doctor, otherwise he might get too cocky.

Uranium
04/07/2006 @ 10:20:22 EDT

Penis.

Hydrogen
04/07/2006 @ 11:21:47 EDT

Quote of the day:

"I haven't done this before, but I read up on it on the Internet about a half hour ago. I was flipping between that and sex change operations, but your wife said that either outcome would be okay, and she was a bit interested in the erotic possibilities of the latter, so don't be so closed minded."

This was in the middle of the whole thing. Honest.

Lutetium
04/07/2006 @ 11:24:57 EDT

Don't dangle about the issue- you sound like you're coming off half cocked.

Ununquadium
04/07/2006 @ 13:28:50 EDT

For some reason, and on a totally unrelated note, this song popped into my head:

Hit me with your best shot!
Come on, hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
-Pat Benatar

Ununquadium
04/07/2006 @ 13:34:21 EDT

...Don't read too much into it. You're looking for something that isn't there.

Hydrogen
04/07/2006 @ 14:07:31 EDT

It's still there. I think you're misunderstanding the procedure.

Uranium
04/07/2006 @ 14:27:02 EDT

So you're not post-op then? What a pussy.

Lutetium
04/07/2006 @ 14:46:08 EDT

Josh-

Heh heh hee...

Ununbium
04/07/2006 @ 17:58:33 EDT

... My avatar says it all.

Ununquadium
04/08/2006 @ 02:41:35 EDT

Oh, I'm pretty sure that I know what's going on, I'm just terrible at double-entendre. But I am good at linking, so for the education of all...

Here's a helpful link for you.

Zirconium
04/08/2006 @ 17:33:52 EDT

This whole thread is nuts.

Lutetium
04/09/2006 @ 21:00:53 EDT

Is it over? I'd like to put our vast deferenses behind us.

Hydrogen
04/09/2006 @ 21:34:18 EDT

You win.

Terbium
04/10/2006 @ 22:17:57 EDT

Ripping good laugh ol' chaps.

Nobelium
04/11/2006 @ 23:22:06 EDT

balls

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