Ron's Brain

You better keep one eye open, you never know if the doctor will drop the ball.

Aaaah! Aaaaaaaaah! No more! Wait...

Anyway you slice it, I hope you have a ripping good time.

Ok sorry, now no more. ::Shudder::

If the private dick has a gun, you better hope it's only loaded with blanks...

You better hope he's a modest doctor, otherwise he might get too cocky.

Penis.

Quote of the day:

"I haven't done this before, but I read up on it on the Internet about a half hour ago. I was flipping between that and sex change operations, but your wife said that either outcome would be okay, and she was a bit interested in the erotic possibilities of the latter, so don't be so closed minded."

This was in the middle of the whole thing. Honest.

Don't dangle about the issue- you sound like you're coming off half cocked.

For some reason, and on a totally unrelated note, this song popped into my head:

Hit me with your best shot!
Come on, hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
-Pat Benatar

...Don't read too much into it. You're looking for something that isn't there.

It's still there. I think you're misunderstanding the procedure.

So you're not post-op then? What a pussy.

Josh-

Heh heh hee...

... My avatar says it all.

Oh, I'm pretty sure that I know what's going on, I'm just terrible at double-entendre. But I am good at linking, so for the education of all...

Here's a helpful link for you.

This whole thread is nuts.

Is it over? I'd like to put our vast deferenses behind us.

You win.

Ripping good laugh ol' chaps.

balls