Ron's Brain

Your recent post suggests that the salty yellow quasi-solid substance is in fact milk. Allow me to enlighten your shadowed soul. Butter and Milk are cousins! Alas I shall tell the tale of the life of milk. Something dies, nobody really cares what it was because now it's dead and stinky. So we'll say it was a unicorn, or an ice cream man. The carcas slowly has its eyeballs turned to goo, which then feeds the seeds of grass. After the grass matures and falls in love with a blade with one hell of a stalk on it, a freaky drooly thing that we know as a cow eats it. Then it goes through a lot of freaky stomachs. After which it pools together at the bottom of the cow. Some half brained horny farmer comes and sqeezes and out comes the bovine mucous excretions. Here is where the paths seperate. The milk gets stired, shook and whatever and finally sits until the fat floats, they take the fat off and the milk is left. Now for butter they bring back the horny farmer, put jars of the fat on him, and cover him with soap. As he jumps, bounces and rolls to get the burning substance off of him, he shakes the hell out of the bottles, which slowly coagulate into butter.

So lets go over that again... Dead thing > Grass > Cow > white slime > farmers hands > weird machine > milk or butter

Next witness as I disprove gravity and we all float to our deaths!

I think you misread my statement. You are from Clare, so there is no doubt that you understand the origin of dairy products, but I simply stated that butter is made from milk, not that butter is milk. To me and most of the biological community, milk is the liquid excreted from the mammary glands. Milk is heterogenous, so the fatty part tends to seperate from the water-based portion. It is still milk, however. Once the fat is separated, it is now fat and not-so-fat. The fat, as you stated, gets turned into butter, but the fat came from the milk, thus butter comes from milk. I could also state that butter comes from cows, which would be correct, but it would be incorrect to imply that butter is a cow. Unless the butter was molded into a cow shape, which would be bitchin'.

I only like chocolate milk! Once in a while strawberry is good! I don't like regular white milk it leaves a bad taste in my mouth unless i eat it with peanut butter and jelly andwiches. Ahh peanut butter is good!

You're not supposed to leave the milk in your mouth; you're supposed to swallow it.

No man afterwards is when it leves the taste!! lol

I think you would drown if you left the milk in your mouth for to long. Or suffocate if it turned to cheese.