Ron's Brain

The poop story is 2x funnier if you take it 100% literally.

Kids are amazing arent they?

True vengence comes about 10 years from now when her boyfriend visits your website.

I only have one child to get ready in the morning and am always running late. I commend you on even having the gumption to get out of bed.

I got up and out the door so fast that I was on the deck two days ago, which was awkward as hell, because there I was in the midst of Brianna's birthday party looking at myself, and I didn't even offer me a drink, the bastard.

I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with yourself 2 days younger would put you into shock and you would simply pass out. Or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to our own galaxy.

...Since you didn't mention passing out I assume we should blame you for the possibly destruction of the universe?

Or Mr Ron could be so amazing that he wasnt suprised to see himself and therefore did not go into shock and/or destroy the universe.

Is it only me, or does everyone see this at the end of my last news post:

Rating: 4.20/5 (5 votes)
Comments (12)

where the number of comments in the thread is actually half that?

And I'm still Francium- Hoo Hah!

That's crazy I dont see that I see 8 posts for 8 posts.

That's screwed up because everything else on the page is tallying normally... I'll take a screenshot.

Here it is.

And I'm still Francium.

Aww... dammit... not anymore.

I think your stuck at 12 because mine still follows it right. Oh and Radon rocks.

Oh! Nobelium I wanna stay here. Oh and whats the total messages for real this time say comparitivly?

No... it's still at twelve... let me go make a comment and I'll report the results.

It now reads as "14" for the seven comments. Craziness.

Marcus: Please restrict your threadspamming to the appropriate threads.

Thank you.
-Mgmt

Yes, sirrah, Mistah Bombjoy, sirrah!

In addition- my thread count now shows as normal, but WTF.

As far as Ron's two-day in the past self goes, that guy was always an asshole... I'm not surprised he didn't offer you a drink. You're much improved comapred to him.

Yeah, I have no idea what was going on with the message count crap. I can only guess that there were some SQL problems. I didn't touch any code.

Crap. This is in the wrong thread. Don't fire me, FABombjoy!

Yay, the website is fixed. Earlier, I couldn't read the post, only the comments. So the comments made a lot more sense after I was able to read the post.

On a different topic.. why do you keep renting John Cusack movies? (I had to resort to Google to find that link) I thought you commented before on how you thought he sucked.

Thunderclese,

It was a good movie though not overly complex, but John Cusack was still a neurotic mess for the most part. That's the only thing I can't stand about the characters he plays- he's like a big screen mental train wreck.

I'd fire you if I could figure out how to work the admin interface from Lynx.

Joke's on you! The admin interface isn't completely written yet!

Zing?

Blast! Foiled again!

just_human: I think it breaks down like this:
50% zing
30% 'gotcha'
10% 'have at ye'
5% methylchloroisothiazolinone
3% water
1% FD&C red #5
1% Love for fellow man

I'd almost go so far as to suggest the 'zing' be lowered to a mere 49% to make room for a 'yaar' at 1%.

Earlier formulations did indeed include 'yaar' to some degree, but it was found to be unstable when combined with 'have a ye'. Plus, according to the MSDS on 'yaar', prolonged exposure can cause rapid pituitary expansion, often with Scanners-like consequences.

I watched like half that movie, but the head explosion was interesting.