Ron's Brain

Goes great with ketchup!
Message Forums : News : Time to slow down
9 total messages. For real this time.

Associated URL: /news/507.html

Thunderclese
Zirconium
07/19/2006 @ 23:00:49 EDT


Botany Bay... Botany Bay! OH NO!

MrPoush
Lawrencium
07/20/2006 @ 00:35:59 EDT

Having gone on my company's golf outing today (seriously), my only suggestions are keep your head down, and drink HUGE amounts of water. Also, there's no shame in playing 13 holes, quitting, and writing random numbers down for the last 5.

me_tew
Hassium
07/20/2006 @ 10:42:46 EDT

Try to hit the ball really far, and really straight.

Unless you're putting.

Then just try to hit the ball really far.

rich
Actinium
07/20/2006 @ 11:05:46 EDT

Just remember that golf is a lot like sex. There are many things you can do to mess up, but if you relax, have fun and try not to rush it, everything should turn out okay.

Derf
Terbium
07/20/2006 @ 12:50:59 EDT

And remember the rules ass set down by family guy, no blacks or jews.

FABombjoy
Lutetium
07/20/2006 @ 13:19:30 EDT

Protip: it's generally considered bad form to drive the golf cart onto the green. Generally.

Josh
Uranium
07/20/2006 @ 14:18:04 EDT

Protip: Make as many references to balls, strokes, woods, and whacks as possible.

Also, watch Dorf's how-to video about golf. That should help.

theRIDDLEmom
Lawrencium
07/20/2006 @ 18:51:10 EDT

Don't tell anyone what your father-in-law does for a living.

Ron
Hydrogen
07/20/2006 @ 21:55:39 EDT

Protip: List of things to not shout during someone's backswing:

- Hey, what does this "handicap" mean?
- I've got five bars!
- Whose drive did we use on the last hole?

Recent users
Logged on users that have pretended to enjoy this site within the last five minutes
There are no logged on users. How sad!