Ron's Brain

I did see a grown man get scolded during confusion at a four-way stop. The driver of a yellow convertible mustang told an old man driving a green lincoln town car that if he weren't handicapped he would not break the law.

5 hour roof install? You get the spray-on kind?

Wait... you shingled over an old roof, right?

Oh, and kudos on the superdad routine! If ever confronted with a situation again, remember that the opposing parent's child makes a highly effective human shield.

Good on you, chief. Little children who go uncorrected become... unpleasant people.

Also, many happy returns in this, the day of your birth.

Way to dispense justice, dude. I've only been disappointed that I haven't had to yell at kids to get off my property. I think I might get the chance on Halloween though.

I punish other peoples' kids almost daily. However, I don't think you could have given that child Saturday detention.

FABombjoy: Tear off roof. Replaced seven boards of plywood. Installed six can vents and a solar vent fan.

There were a lot of Mexicans on my roof that day.