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 Lutetium 11/30/2009 @ 09:08:56 EST |
In a long line at the grocery: Me: This is as slow as a ham faucet on fire. Patron: A what? Other Patrons: Looks of confusion/apathy Me: Ham faucet, you know, pork plumbing? Bacon taps? Patron: What's all that supposed to mean? Me: It's complicated. |
 Hydrogen 11/30/2009 @ 10:37:01 EST |
"Pork plumbing" and "bacon taps" was above and beyond, my friend. Excellent work. |
Hydrogen 11/30/2009 @ 22:32:49 EST |
I was on Omegle and said that I was bored as a ham faucet. The response was "i'm rolled like a spinach drain." Didn't expect someone to come up with their own nonsense. |
Lutetium 12/01/2009 @ 12:09:45 EST |
I see that you enjoy playing on Omegle. I imagine that only 1% of the users there are actually using it for connecting to others whilst the other 99% are fucking with anyone they can. I sometimes regret being a troll, but pretending to be a Thai transvestite looking for an American to marry for a greencard sometimes results in some fantastic conversations. |
Hydrogen 12/01/2009 @ 20:42:50 EST |
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Lutetium 12/03/2009 @ 18:48:14 EST |
Fuck, I'm amazed you have that kind of patience. |