Ron's Brain

To prevent the collapse you should install egg protection software.

You can't let this site go down! It's the closest thing to a friend I have!

... except your avatar!

Seriously - it's freaking me out.

Bismuth.. it sounds like someone with a severe speech impediment trying to say Christmas. Mewwe Bismuth ewweyone!

Spam this thread all you want - you're still the main ingredient in Pepto Bismol! AHAHAHAHA!

If he was going to spam, wouldn't it make sense to spam older threads then put something in this one so no one one notices?

You can't post in an old thread without anyone noticing.

You can, you just have to post right before someone else posts something in a new thread.

Also, I think the site would slowly die and quiet down until the time ran out on your domain name or the account.

See.. I coulda been a thread spam whore and made that 2 posts.. so HA.. oh wait.. damn.

i vote for death by folding, or the laser death of the Resident Evil movie, something rather painful you know.

See the trick to spamming is just posting after everyone else says something even if it has nothign to dit with what they said.

Or doing things like +1

Or +2.

Didn't we get into all that a while back?

What Thunderpants said +1.

Yes we did. Does that mean we cant get into it again?

Yes.

(+1)

Oh yeah? Well... +infinity.

You're all fired!

Are you Gumby, dammit?

You can't hid a spam post. If you go the message boards, it tells you when a board was last updated, so I open all the ones that are +1 days old. Then it tells you which threads have been updated, so I open all of those that are +1 days old (or however long it's been since I checked). There's no way to make a post without it being read. I'm assuming I'm not the only person who reads ALL the posts, am I?

Hmm I wonder if it is possible to directly edit the statistics page. That would probably be the easiest way. This is of course assuming that when we post it goes to a counter rather than the statistics page constantly counting our posts.

the internet is serious business!

There is a way to directly edit the statistics table, which would then alter statistics. However, you'll need some credentials to do that.

I have lots of credenetials, but I still can't do it.

I sold my credentials for a '53 Packard.

I sold my soul for rock and roll

Page, table same thing ya know. I say all the time let's go sit at the dinner page. Actually after I posted I did think about that but then I thoguht na they'll know what I mean. Of course you had to prove me wrong. Oh well. I'm assuming when you post there is a php counter that adds one to your posts. If you found that code couldnt you theoretically run a loop to increase the counter until say I was hydrogen?

THE GENERATOR BROKE AGAIN! Seriously look at the newest wise guys. Right before that one was generated I got this error.
Could not get origin range: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '' at line 1

Yeah, I'm trying to find the bug. It's happened a few times so far. It's a weird one.

Okay, I think I fixed it. My bad.

So what was the particular problem with the comic?

It didn wurk

I got that but I meant why.

Obi-Wan error. Sorta.

Damn... spend the weekend installing new hardware and everyone goes and gets KEEEEERAAAZZZY!

(+1)

You got a penis extension?