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Terbium
03/22/2007 @ 21:38:46 EDT

To prevent the collapse you should install egg protection software.

Nobelium
03/22/2007 @ 22:26:44 EDT

You can't let this site go down! It's the closest thing to a friend I have!

Hafnium
03/22/2007 @ 23:25:59 EDT

... except your avatar!

Hafnium
03/22/2007 @ 23:26:11 EDT

Seriously - it's freaking me out.

Hafnium
03/22/2007 @ 23:27:39 EDT

Bismuth.. it sounds like someone with a severe speech impediment trying to say Christmas. Mewwe Bismuth ewweyone!

Lutetium
03/23/2007 @ 08:36:31 EDT

Spam this thread all you want - you're still the main ingredient in Pepto Bismol! AHAHAHAHA!

Terbium
03/23/2007 @ 10:36:59 EDT

If he was going to spam, wouldn't it make sense to spam older threads then put something in this one so no one one notices?

Hafnium
03/23/2007 @ 15:35:57 EDT

You can't post in an old thread without anyone noticing.

Zirconium
03/23/2007 @ 15:58:00 EDT

You can, you just have to post right before someone else posts something in a new thread.


Also, I think the site would slowly die and quiet down until the time ran out on your domain name or the account.

Zirconium
03/23/2007 @ 15:58:25 EDT

See.. I coulda been a thread spam whore and made that 2 posts.. so HA.. oh wait.. damn.

Ununtrium
03/23/2007 @ 21:55:41 EDT

i vote for death by folding, or the laser death of the Resident Evil movie, something rather painful you know.

Terbium
03/23/2007 @ 23:24:13 EDT

See the trick to spamming is just posting after everyone else says something even if it has nothign to dit with what they said.

Terbium
03/23/2007 @ 23:24:29 EDT

Or doing things like +1

Terbium
03/23/2007 @ 23:24:46 EDT

Or +2.

Nobelium
03/24/2007 @ 00:49:18 EDT

Didn't we get into all that a while back?

Uranium
03/24/2007 @ 01:16:42 EDT

What Thunderpants said +1.

Terbium
03/24/2007 @ 07:02:50 EDT

Yes we did. Does that mean we cant get into it again?

Hydrogen
03/24/2007 @ 09:15:14 EDT

Yes.

Hydrogen
03/24/2007 @ 09:15:24 EDT

(+1)

Zirconium
03/24/2007 @ 10:33:18 EDT

Oh yeah? Well... +infinity.

Lutetium
03/24/2007 @ 11:21:58 EDT

You're all fired!

Nobelium
03/24/2007 @ 13:40:44 EDT

Are you Gumby, dammit?

Hafnium
03/24/2007 @ 15:24:22 EDT

You can't hid a spam post. If you go the message boards, it tells you when a board was last updated, so I open all the ones that are +1 days old. Then it tells you which threads have been updated, so I open all of those that are +1 days old (or however long it's been since I checked). There's no way to make a post without it being read. I'm assuming I'm not the only person who reads ALL the posts, am I?

Terbium
03/24/2007 @ 21:54:14 EDT

Hmm I wonder if it is possible to directly edit the statistics page. That would probably be the easiest way. This is of course assuming that when we post it goes to a counter rather than the statistics page constantly counting our posts.

Ununtrium
03/25/2007 @ 02:32:25 EDT

the internet is serious business!

Hydrogen
03/25/2007 @ 08:03:13 EDT

There is a way to directly edit the statistics table, which would then alter statistics. However, you'll need some credentials to do that.

Lawrencium
03/25/2007 @ 08:57:56 EDT

I have lots of credenetials, but I still can't do it.

Lutetium
03/25/2007 @ 09:57:20 EDT

I sold my credentials for a '53 Packard.

Nobelium
03/25/2007 @ 10:02:16 EDT

I sold my soul for rock and roll

Terbium
03/25/2007 @ 11:04:15 EDT

Page, table same thing ya know. I say all the time let's go sit at the dinner page. Actually after I posted I did think about that but then I thoguht na they'll know what I mean. Of course you had to prove me wrong. Oh well. I'm assuming when you post there is a php counter that adds one to your posts. If you found that code couldnt you theoretically run a loop to increase the counter until say I was hydrogen?

Terbium
03/25/2007 @ 11:11:10 EDT

THE GENERATOR BROKE AGAIN! Seriously look at the newest wise guys. Right before that one was generated I got this error.
Could not get origin range: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '' at line 1

Hydrogen
03/25/2007 @ 14:46:32 EDT

Yeah, I'm trying to find the bug. It's happened a few times so far. It's a weird one.

Hydrogen
03/25/2007 @ 15:11:28 EDT

Okay, I think I fixed it. My bad.

Terbium
03/25/2007 @ 18:24:45 EDT

So what was the particular problem with the comic?

Lutetium
03/25/2007 @ 20:13:53 EDT

It didn wurk

Terbium
03/25/2007 @ 20:56:30 EDT

I got that but I meant why.

Hydrogen
03/25/2007 @ 20:58:43 EDT

Obi-Wan error. Sorta.

Lutetium
03/26/2007 @ 10:38:49 EDT

Damn... spend the weekend installing new hardware and everyone goes and gets KEEEEERAAAZZZY!

Lutetium
03/26/2007 @ 10:39:16 EDT

(+1)

Hydrogen
03/26/2007 @ 20:51:08 EDT

You got a penis extension?

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