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Derf
Terbium
04/04/2007 @ 22:35:05 EDT

A box of condoms. They can be used for protection, balloons, water containing projectiles. Pretty much anything your mind can fathom.

Marcus
Lutetium
04/05/2007 @ 08:32:17 EDT

Chewing gum?

I guess they're decent for anything other than a prophylactic in Ron's case.

Derf
Terbium
04/05/2007 @ 13:30:04 EDT

I dont remember what movie I was watching but the joke was that this foreign guy kept chewing condoms as gum. Anybody remember where I would have seen that joke?

MrPoush
Lawrencium
04/05/2007 @ 13:41:09 EDT

I had a visa gift card and was obsessed with finding something to wring every last penny of it, and ended up realizing buying gas is the perfect method, because it's not wasteful (you're going to be buying gas anyway) and it's a commodity that can purchased in any quantity down to the penny. So that's my vote.

Thunderclese
Zirconium
04/05/2007 @ 13:53:24 EDT

Yeah, thats how I do it too.. but I think buying a little over 1200 penny candies would be funnier.

Thunderpants
Nobelium
04/05/2007 @ 20:23:28 EDT

You could buy two dvd copies of King Ralph starring John Goodman.

Derf
Terbium
04/05/2007 @ 21:40:03 EDT

Oh you could get a bunch of pennies and give them to a random homless person on the street so that way it seems like your giving them more money.

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