Ron's Brain

I was baptized and confirmed and received first holy communion. It was freaking amazing.

I cleaned the greywater buildup out of a laundry sump tank. It, too, was freaking amazing.

To quote a slighty sacrilegious phrase "LOL YOU CAN'T EAT JESUS!"

(I'm of the 'doing-as-a-rememberence' viewpoint)

Doesn't offend me. I understand that viewpoint I came from it.

Oh I read the title of this news article and it reminded me of this. Enjoy.

I loved evaluating the communion wafers at different churches when I was a kid- for example, the best tasting wafers I'd ever had were at a small church in the Canadian Lakes area (slightly sweet and chewy with an almond after taste) and the worst tasting were the wafers at my uncle's church (like fucking crispy paper). Of course, I always enjoyed viewing them as fetishized edibles that were freely distributed to a person's mouth without any type of infection or cross-contamination control. I especially liked imagining the priest taking a dump right before mass and not washing his hands.

Oh, as far as Sunday goes, my wife and I drove around while listening to CD's, bought some coffee, and grilled spicy tandoori-styled shrimp and chicken kabobs (vegetarian for her, of course). It, too, was freaking amazing.

I would have to say the host at the catholic church is horribly dry. You know that feeling you have when you have way to much peanut butter at the roof of your mouth and you cant open it? Yeah thats what the host was like except 10 times worse. It, too, was freaking amazing.

I attend a church that uses broken pieces of saltines. Somehow that seems more honest than store-bought-holy-wafers.

I only eat certified-kosher host.

Wait how does that work?

Bombjoy, do you prefer Kibbutz© brand host or the Crazy Gentile© line?

I can't talk about it. It's dangerous. I shouldn't even be discussing it.

I prefer mine to be halal.

Isn't that from superman?

Are you thinking of Jor-El?

Hmm... super host baking vision... almost as awesome as the super plastic chest emblem trap or super Great Wall of China mortar vision.

I thought that was in superman. I think it was what his father called superman or maybe it was his fathers name. If it isn't then I must be thinking of Jor-El.

Jor-El is Superman's biological father. Halal is an Arabic term meaning "permissible", typically referring to foods permissible under Islamic law.

Halal? Oohh.. yeah!

As for the kosher host, that shouldn't be hard to find. Just wait until Passover, and buy a ton of unleavened bread. I mean, that's as accurate as you're going to get.

Derf, Superman's real name is Kal-El which may be where you're getting confused.

Ha that is right. Marcus you are a friggen genius.