Ron's Brain

The ability to make anything (animate or inanimate) grow a beard over a period of three weeks.

The ability to pick and choose what song is currently stuck in your head.

I say we poll the masses on this topic.

Also, I'd have to go with Aquaman's powers, they were pretty lame.

I'd have to go with the power to cast a shadow of a person twice my size, but only on cloudy days.

I would like the ability to make any object quack like a duck.

Meat vision.

I already have the bowling power.
The lamest character I ever created was in elementary school and I was bored as hell. From the shallows of my bored mind was born Flyswatter Man!!!!! (echo)

I wonder if the Poll needs a little tweaking as it seems a little difficult to tell what bar goes with what.

Looks fine to me.

The ability to fold paper in half... more than eight times... in SPACE!

The ability to find the basement of the Alamo.