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theRIDDLEmom
Lawrencium
05/04/2007 @ 07:42:46 EDT

A friend has decided, for no good reason that I can tell, that the comics are great. He wanted to register but couldn't, but I think he will now.

Derf
Terbium
05/04/2007 @ 08:39:50 EDT

So what is the capacity of the server this is currently on?

Ron
Hydrogen
05/04/2007 @ 08:43:16 EDT

It has a capacitance of 120uF.

Actually, capacity of what? Bandwidth? CPU? Max requests?

Thunderclese
Zirconium
05/04/2007 @ 09:36:30 EDT

How bout capacity in square micrometers and also in fluid ounces of blended Twinkie.

FABombjoy
Lutetium
05/04/2007 @ 10:08:44 EDT

How blended? There's like 20 different levels.

Ron
Hydrogen
05/04/2007 @ 10:11:04 EDT

Is there something like a Mohs scale for blended Twinkies?

Thunderclese
Zirconium
05/04/2007 @ 11:45:06 EDT

That works for me.. lets go with like 6 Mohlar Twinkies or something.

me_tew
Hassium
05/04/2007 @ 11:56:15 EDT

lets go with like 6 Mohlar Twinkies or something

That's it, be decisive! Or don't!

Thunderclese
Zirconium
05/04/2007 @ 11:58:37 EDT

How dare you quote me without the use of ">>"

me_tew
Hassium
05/04/2007 @ 13:44:07 EDT

I dare!

MrPoush
Lawrencium
05/04/2007 @ 14:00:44 EDT

I really want to see the Mexican Olympic picture...

Thunderclese
Zirconium
05/04/2007 @ 16:38:10 EDT

Me too! (not me_tew)

Derf
Terbium
05/04/2007 @ 23:55:03 EDT

I would say your best estimate as to how many users the current server could reasonably hold.

Ron
Hydrogen
05/05/2007 @ 10:12:11 EDT

I haven't had a decent load test, so I can't say for sure. Greatest performance bottleneck would be I/O. There's a bit of database activity that goes on with each request.

rich
Actinium
05/05/2007 @ 17:27:37 EDT

I'll show you a bit of database activity!

theRIDDLEmom
Lawrencium
05/05/2007 @ 22:46:55 EDT

I think the only appropriate response to that is, "If you show me yours, I'll show you mine." If I have one, I mean.

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