Ron's Brain

I saw a point of light in the sky this evening move in circles. Not only did it seem to move CW but it also went CCW as well. I have a sneaking suspicion it is in fact Jupiter.

FRRREEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!

Man, I wish I still had that picture.

Also, I don't know what the hell a "chat board" is either.

Chat Board (n): A board on which one chats.

Here's my definition:

Chat Board (n): A central free-floating connection mechanism acted upon by a single or series of screw- or worm-style drive gear, and typically integrating a viscous-type dry 2- or 3-plate clutch torsen-differential assembly, and with multiport free-flowing output shaft(s) connected to a single- or double-yoke power take-off junction limiter.

Squirrels are deceptivly evil and cunning.

I thought that was the definition of a programmer.

Yes programmers are deceptivly evil and cunning. However they are deceptivly evil and cunning only because they appear to be and in fact are not.

I'm almost afraid that I almost understood your response, Derf.

We're cunning and evil because we're not cunning and evil but appear to be cunning and evil, which is very cunning and evil. We're our own paradox. I think.

That is what you get when I write a response right before I pass out.

I would expect your typing to be more slurred if you were that drunk.