Ron's Brain

He he he.. special footbath. You shoulda did it. On a side note, I had the most interesting comment today. Apparantly Josh things I look like a rotund Marcus from a distance... any comments?

It's hard to tell with your sweet ninja gear on, but I'd wager that Josh is probably smoking Cincinnati's major export. Do you like how I tied Cincinnati into the comment? I am clever. Some people say that, from a distance, I look like someone they know that is clever. Any comments on that, bitch?

Hmm.... Comments... yeah... Crap! I'm outta whitty comebacks. I'll have to go to the store tomorrow and restock.

Ha! I am the wit master! You must kneel before me!

I'd say that you probably had a special footbath of your own (unless you pH tested the water before stepping in). As far as Josh goes, I've heard that same comment from other people- but I killed them.

Yeah, I bet you killed me. On the bright side of the comment, however, you're not as fat as some people nicknamed "Thunderclese", not to name any names.

Hey now, weight is all a matter of perception. And gravitaional field intensity. Yep, good ol' G(m1*m2)\r^2.

But weight is always the key factor in "Existance".. I think the theory was age*mass = existance... or something. Ask FABombjoy.

Indeed, mass is a factor. When refueling your time-travel vehicle, you calculate the amount of fuel needed based on mass * time. Just don't forget to bring additional fuel for the return trip, or you'll almost mate with your own mother and somehow a bolt of lightning will end up saving you. Boy howdy!

Great Scot!

I'm a stinky double-poster!

I think the refueling equations is actually M((m*p)^ln(t - t'))/sqrt(rmp) Where M is the universal motorcycle constant, m is the mass of your vehicle, p is the probability of mating with your mother, ln(t - t') is the natural log of the time difference, and r is the number of cats withing a 2.76 meter radius. The equation is based on two of Einstein's postulates:

1) The laws of physics are consistent through multiple frames of reference.
2) The number of cats withing a 2.76 meter radius is constant regardless of the velocity of the cats or of the observer.

Since mass, probability of mating with one's mother, and the natural log of the time difference are consitent between two observers travelling at different speeds, yet the amount of fuel needed for the time-travel device is different for each of the observers, then the number of cats must change. Thus, one observer has the right to observe fewer cats than another observer going faster or slower. This "Cat Quantum Analysis" is the basis of time travel as we know it. Since the number of cats is constant between the two observers, observer A's perception is altered and does not see the same number of cats as observer B. This is proof that crazy cat ladies that have a hundred of the little bastards are actually time travellers. They just can't see all the goddam cats.

You're mocking me, aren't you?

Jesus, this is a lot of friggin posts. And about a whole lotta nothin' too.

Oh be quiet Mr. I-Gotta-Jet-Flyin-Outta-My-Crazy-Robot-Head. I think Ron's theory is off a little bit, I think it should be rmp squared, not sqrt.

Tranzor Z kicks ass, mofo! Don't diss the Z or I'll blast you with rocket fists, BITCH!

You see, Marcus, we were just trying to emulate the way you talk. A whole lot of the "quantity over quality theory".

Oh yeah, your avatar sucks. Not to name any Marcus.

Hey, I put that avatar in the list! Don't be hatin' the Tranzor Z. Bet you're probably a Voltron fascist.

Sure, Josh, but what does that have to do with Tranzor Z? Better yet, what does it have to do with your avatar looking like something that crawled out of my anus and smeared itself on a windshield.

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