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Leah
Ununhexium
11/18/2003 @ 19:31:12 EST

Congratulations, Ron. For the evening of November 18th, 2003, you have become my favorite way of avoiding work on my research papers. Whatever that means. I should actually say "browsing your website is my favorite way to avoid work...", but I think the first way would weird you out more. Right. I should go. I don't want to think about the innuendos involved with "browsing your website." Stop it, Leah.

Ron
Hydrogen
11/18/2003 @ 20:08:16 EST

Well, welcome, Leah. Yet another mind corrupted by the Ron Martin System of, um, Mind Corruption. Tell all your friends!

Josh
Uranium
11/19/2003 @ 16:51:49 EST

Damn the system! And Damn the Ron Martin! And Damn his frothy Guinness! And Damn my urinary tract! Excuse me...

FABombjoy
Lutetium
11/20/2003 @ 10:16:46 EST

Ron, there is something of an unsettling presence on this board now.

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