Ron's Brain

I think Sean Astin could play you pretty well, as far as looks are concerned. But Dakota Fanning definitely for the voice.

I guess I am a mix of Annika Sornenstam and Steven Spielberg. I guess I never wanted to admit how prominent my nose is.

Thunderpants always wanted to see a movie made that parodied his life. We figured that he should be played by Nicole Kidman because Thunderpants tended to walk around without a shirt on in his apt at the time. I had picked James Coburn to play me, but he's dead now, so that's out. If I remember right though, Pat was pretty pissed when he found out we had cast Chris Tucker to play him.

Using two different photos, I'm a mix of Carson Daly and Neve Campbell...

...I hate my life.

You can't look like Neve Campbell cause I dont want to do you.

I think I would probably get Oliver Platt to play me. And if he wasn't available, Phillip Seymour Hoffman. You know, affable fat folks.

You don't have to get people who look like you to play you. Look at John Travolta, he's not an overweight, middle-aged woman, but he played one in a movie. Because of that, I'm casting John Turturro to play you.

well, if you can't get personality or looks, there's always a politician named Ron Paul and you could play him or vice verse...
With the two pictures I've used so far, I've gotten Kirstie Alley or Jodie Sweetin... So Josh, at least you're not on Full House....

Sean Astin would be a great choice, rich. He should be able to convey the part of my life that I went underground with a bunch of goofball friends in search of gold. That's where I came up with my catchphrase "CHESTER COPPERPOT!", remember?

I would've preferred a RUDY reference.