Ron's Brain

Like, 5 days ago I ate breakfast on my folk's porch in Florida. I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt. One way or another, I am getting out of this state. I want those 4-5 months/year of my life back.

Anybody says that they actually like the snow is a depressed introverted masochistic kitten-hating nazi.

Aren't all Nazis kitten-hating? It seems a bit redundant.

Well, there was the infamous SS officer Heinrich "Liebevoller Mann des Kitten" Emmerich. Not that you'll ever see his name in the history books, as the Zionistic media has gone to great lengths to eliminate all traces of him *shakes fist*

Nobody calls me redundant! Nobody!

I think children should appreciate being used as footballs... I mean, how often in your life can you just be thrown like that? And Colorado is cool too.. its for people who like snow, but dont like cold.. and/or dont like snow stayin around too long..

I surmise that there is a causal relationship between the enjoyment of snow and lower ambient air pressure (and therefore a lack of oxygen). Unfortunately your memories were forged under such a tainted status and they betray you. I recommend electroshock therepy, or in a pinch, walk around in your socks and touch metal objects.

Possibly.. but I didnt have a hard time with altitude at 5000 ft at all.. it wasn't until I got between 8000 and 10,000 that it started to suck, but that was only after a few days of not enough O2. But otherwise I had some awesome beer there too.