Ron's Brain

There needs to be an international organization for tech savvy people... that gives it's members pins that say "I know some shit about some shit".

Best Buy had a $350 laptop for sale.. so I went to buy it. The salesgirl comes over and asks if she can help, and I ended up in a conversation like:

H: Welcome to Best Buy, how can I help you?
M: You got any of these $350's left?
H: Yes, I believe so. What kinds of things are you planning on doing with it?
M: Um... Buying it?
H: That's funny, "buying it"! But, what are you going to be using it for?
M: I'm going to use it to replace another laptop. Seriously, it's all I need, I'm all set.

Then she tried to get me to fill out a Geek Squad customization form. I didn't see an option to "Preload my computer with porn & music from other customer's computers" so I just left it blank.

Hmm I wonder if it came with porn if it would be like a trial version that you could only watch it until you were half done with it.

But I was only half done!!! HALF DONE!!!!