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Zirconium
01/09/2004 @ 11:31:50 EST

Happy Bday Sarah... And it will suck for Rachel having a bday so close to xmas.. cause no matter how fair the parents are... you always get stiffed.. not that I would know cause I was lucky enough to have the 3 week barrier that allowed for an extra paycheck.

Zirconium
01/09/2004 @ 11:35:36 EST

And also.. come by the bar and I'll buy Sarah a bday drink that Ron would like.. unless Sarah really likes O'Douls or something.

Hydrogen
01/09/2004 @ 11:42:11 EST

O'Douls? Are you trying to kill her?

Lutetium
01/10/2004 @ 01:41:08 EST

O'Douls is the name of God on the lips of children. Write it in your diary.

Breast feeding? Just reading those words makes me blush. How about "Breast Shmorgasbording?".... no... that's not it... "Chase the Breast Chuckwagon"... oh dear...

As a person with a December birthday, I can attest to future screwings. Bad gifts too. This is the woodchuck talking. MooO!!

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