Ron's Brain

She was probably annoyed that you thought Wal-Mart's toy cell phones weren't good enough to keep in a petty larceny.

You should have punched her in the face and screamed, "You're my wife now, Dave!"

Thanks for the heads up. Hopefully we've got a while before Madeline tries anything like that (she's turning 1 next week), but perhaps it'd be best to call the store ahead and ask them to at least look stern or something.