Ron's Brain

I shovel my walk, because I'm required by law.

I sometimes shovel the walk for the lady next door. She's 101 years old. But I don't shovel her walk because of her age, but because she went to Drake too.

As for the driveway - it's got a sidewalk sized chunk cut through it, but the rest is solid ice and snow.

I think they sold most of the plows in Detroit to bribe gangs and pay for a driveway heater for the mayor's house.