Ron's Brain

I was in Wisconsin, but absolutely had to be back by Thursday. I tell ya- it was hairy. We saw at least 100 ditched vehicles, many of which were semis which weren't able to make grades. Usually vehicles were ditched in groups of two to five. At one point, in Iowa, we passed at least two ditched vehicles every mile for around half an hour. We saw two pile-ups. I was driving thirty on the freeway. I drove for seven hours to go a distance I would normally cover in three.

Of course, I went all that way only to get a speeding ticket forty miles from home on dry pavement.

I know you have been inconvenienced. I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say, one million American dollars?

In my mind, Marcus's comment ended not with the "Of course..." line, but with a Wesley Willis styled - "Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions"

i am interested in the final count of blessings. if you could provide me an excel spreadsheet of the blessings, that'd be great.

Rock over London. Rock over Chicago.

Ah ha!

This is a song I am about to sing for you, which is called 'I'm sorry I was in Wisconsin, I will try to make it back by Thursday':

We saw two pile-ups. The other drivers ridiculed me, calling me a bum. I was driving thirty on the freeway. It was like whooping a camel's ass with a belt. I drove for seven hours to go a distance I would normally cover in three. Suddenly, the police was called on me.

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Hardees, we're out to win you over.

True to form, MrPoush.

I want someone to record that song. Anyone got a Yamaha keyboard from 1988?