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7 total messages. For real this time.

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rich
Actinium
03/03/2004 @ 11:32:10 EST

The tires...that's just the beginning. After the tires go, the whores come to town and anarchy becomes the norm.

btw:

It's very exciting this is your 200th news item, kind of

MrPoush
Lawrencium
03/03/2004 @ 14:36:06 EST

I like rich's idea...

Josh
Uranium
03/03/2004 @ 15:06:42 EST

200 news items? That's a lot of wasted space. Maybe we should go to updating once every couple of weeks.

Oh wait...

FABombjoy
Lutetium
03/03/2004 @ 15:34:38 EST

Probably some drug-crazed teenagers tried to get high from your tire-air. Ever smelled that stuff?

Check for bite marks too. After sniffing all the air out, they may have confused the tire for a giant chocolate donut.

It's called "dunlopping" or "doing the radial" or "b.f. goodhuff"

Ron
Hydrogen
03/03/2004 @ 16:20:12 EST

I tried to read your message, FABombjoy, but I was distracted by the insanity that is your avatar. I can't stop staring at it. MAKE IT STOP!!!
FABombjoy
Lutetium
03/04/2004 @ 11:54:04 EST

I can't, it's the original perpetual-motioned fatbody! I suppose we could hook a driveshaft up to it and siphon some power to a lawnmower. That might work.

Thunderclese
Zirconium
03/08/2004 @ 10:46:46 EST

Holy Crap! And I thought I was a fat kid.. WHOA. Seeing it in syncrinous stereo on this page messes with your head too.

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