Ron's Brain

Heh... Captain Feathersword, huh? Heh... Sounds like someone Michael Jackson would be best friends with.

At least the Amish gave you a barn, all they gave me was a shovel of horse crap and a handfull of wheat... wait.. no FABombjoy gave me the wheat.

It's "Captain Feathersword", not "Ass of twelve-year-old boy".

Thunderclese, not only are you the thread killer, but you're also the mass poster. I think you build them up in your mind for a week and then get on and do a brain dump. Which is cool.

Actually its more like, I temporarily forget to travel to the site and then I come by and there's 3 new posts so I figure, hey, time to have my say on all of them.

LOL

Hey.. stop it FABombjoy.. you're doing that thing with the spamming whatnot that you were tellin me about the other day.. the one where people post with no contribution, just crap like LOL. You're tarnishing my fair name. hehe.

No I'm not, and you're a retard.

LOL (I'll weeetarded you!)

I wonder if Ron coded anything in that breaks long conversations up into seperate pages.

Probably not.

I mean really, who knows tho? (Besides Ron)

Remember that one that went up to like 21 posts?

Wow, what a day that was!

I think it was Cinncinatti or something.

Yes, that sounds familiar. Boy howdy, that was sumthin else.

No kidding. We never did hit the 25 limit with that though. I had to go back to make it 21 a week after it was off the main page.

That is, if 25 is some sort of limit.

I'm thinking about buying this thing. Mainly because it reminds me of this thread.

Aww, what the heck! Stupid home depot web site.

We need to have something coded so that links come up in popup windows.. I like it when that happens so I dont have to go back to this page, I can just tab over to it.

To complete the joke, the product in question was a Toro leaf blower/vacuum. Read between the lines for the humor.

A deck?

Oh wait.. a leaf blower, nevermind.

Yeah, cause they want to charge me $75 to remove the already-rakes leaves from the front lawn. I mean, WTF is up with that? I'm buying a damn $60 leaf vacuum and doing it myself. Those bastards.

What a bunch of jerks.. I think we just broke the 25 barrier.

HOLY SMOKES! Has anyone ever crossed the great 25 message barrier? I believe that you and I are true pioneers!

I guess this is what happens when I run out of thinks on Fark to read.

I agree.. we are pioneers.. not unlike Daniel Boon and Davey Crocket and Tubbs.

OK, but you get to be Tubbs. I want to be called "Grand Maestro von der zerquetschende Berg, Gott mögen Person" or "Phil" for short.

Was Tubbs the black guy? I never watched Miami Vice.. it was too adult for me.

I think so. He was a real cool cat that had ALL the moves. Something that most people don't know is that he had a peg leg.

BTW: I made up the peg leg part, and "Tubbs" was actually "Harriet Tubman", chief engineer of the underground railroad.

Screw that, I don't want no wooden leg. I'll be Tom Magnum instead.

Man, if I had mad photoshop skillz, I'd photoshop up something with Davey Crocket and Harriet Tubman now.

Ok, I'll be "Tomas Magnesium" instead (pronounced as "toe-maz"), and part of our TV series will revolve around a reoccurring joke whereby people get the two of us confused for somewhat obvious reasons. However, the confused people always feel dumb upon discovery of the fact that one of us is a 6'4" Russian baseball player for the Moscow Red Devils, and the other of us is a can of sardines.

...But a talking can of sardines so people don't know that over the phone, but they continually inquire as the reason the call sounds "so hollow, like a long hallway"

Ok, but only if the baseball player either says "RRRRRR!!" or Yakov Smirnoff Jokes all the time.

It's difficult to imagine that Smirnoff's highly-dated schtick still works in Missouri. Actually, if you've ever been to Missouri, it's not so hard to believe.

Maybe its like he's some sort of car crash that people can't take thier eyes off of. I tell ya this, if I was on Branson, I'd go see Yakov.. but then again, from what I understand of Branson, he's probably the only act I'd be remotely interested in.

And according to his guest appearance on King of the Hill a few seasons ago, he gave up the Russian bit and does comedy about things he observes in society.. so maybe he's not TOO dated.

Just don't get lost and end up in Bronson, MO.

Following up the last post, I've never actually seen a Charles Bronson movie. I only know he's famous for the "no dice" line. I remember passing by "Missing in Action" and "Missing in Action 2" many times at the video store, usually on my way to rent "My Science Project" or "Solarbabies" or "The Last Starfighter".

I thought Missing in Action was a Chuck Norris series.. or maybe its just been too long.

Was it? I think you're right

Yup.. just checked IMDB.. Chuck Norris as Col. James Braddock. BRADDOCK!!!!!

Oh yeah, I was getting all of those "Death Wish" movies confused with MIA movies. But, every action movie VHS box looked the same to me in the 80s.

As you can see, my code does not break up long messages into multiple pages. I do this so that I don't have to kill so many virtual trees. We all need to do our part to make sure the digital environment stays balanced and healthy.

Yeah.. esp in the 90s.. where they're all pink after being faded for 10 yrs.

Oh hey Ron, glad you could join us. Hop on in; the water is still pretty warm.... ahhh..... now it's warmer.

I think our digital environment is part of a balanced breakfast.

I once thought that there was a hole in the ozone layer, but it was just a minor memory leak that I was able to fix.

Thank Ron for that! Whew!

You know, one feature I'd like to see on bbcode (or related) boards is a special icon. You've got the typical 'read, unread, sticky' etc. icons, but I want to see one that's a picture of Jesus walking out of a cave for those threads that are like 2 years old that some jerk bumped with a "LOL" or "is this still available" or some other such nonsense.

That would rock. I'll get coding on that right away.

Incidentally, this is a great way to spend a boring afternoon, and I couldn't think of finer folk to spend it with.

Just a quick recap...

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Marcus
11/05/2004 @ 14:50:34 EST
Heh... Captain Feathersword, huh? Heh... Sounds like someone Michael Jackson would be best friends with.

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Thunderclese
11/05/2004 @ 15:53:37 EST
At least the Amish gave you a barn, all they gave me was a shovel of horse crap and a handfull of wheat... wait.. no FABombjoy gave me the wheat.

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Ron
11/05/2004 @ 15:55:32 EST
It's "Captian Feathersword", not "Ass of twelve-year-old boy".

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Ron
11/05/2004 @ 15:59:39 EST
Thunderclese, not only are you the thread killer, but you're also the mass poster. I think you build them up in your mind for a week and then get on and do a brain dump. Which is cool.

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Thunderclese
11/05/2004 @ 16:07:11 EST
Actually its more like, I temporarily forget to travel to the site and then I come by and there's 3 new posts so I figure, hey, time to have my say on all of them.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:19:11 EST
LOL

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:39:48 EST
Hey.. stop it FABombjoy.. you're doing that thing with the spamming whatnot that you were tellin me about the other day.. the one where people post with no contribution, just crap like LOL. You're tarnishing my fair name. hehe.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:41:06 EST
No I'm not, and you're a retard.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:41:39 EST
LOL (I'll weeetarded you!)

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:45:30 EST
I wonder if Ron coded anything in that breaks long conversations up into seperate pages.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:46:05 EST
Probably not.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:46:22 EST
I mean really, who knows tho? (Besides Ron)

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:46:25 EST
Remember that one that went up to like 21 posts?

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:46:45 EST
Wow, what a day that was!

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:46:55 EST
I think it was Cinncinatti or something.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:47:32 EST
Yes, that sounds familiar. Boy howdy, that was sumthin else.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:48:03 EST
No kidding. We never did hit the 25 limit with that though. I had to go back to make it 21 a week after it was off the main page.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:49:06 EST
That is, if 25 is some sort of limit.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:49:24 EST
I'm thinking about buying this thing. Mainly because it reminds me of this thread.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:50:13 EST
Aww, what the heck! Stupid home depot web site.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:50:27 EST
We need to have something coded so that links come up in popup windows.. I like it when that happens so I dont have to go back to this page, I can just tab over to it.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:51:05 EST
To complete the joke, the product in question was a Toro leaf blower/vacuum. Read between the lines for the humor.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:51:10 EST
A deck?

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:51:47 EST
Oh wait.. a leaf blower, nevermind.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:52:35 EST
Yeah, cause they want to charge me $75 to remove the already-rakes leaves from the front lawn. I mean, WTF is up with that? I'm buying a damn $60 leaf vacuum and doing it myself. Those bastards.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:53:08 EST
What a bunch of jerks.. I think we just broke the 25 barrier.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:53:54 EST
HOLY SMOKES! Has anyone ever crossed the great 25 message barrier? I believe that you and I are true pioneers!

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:54:10 EST
I guess this is what happens when I run out of thinks on Fark to read.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:54:49 EST
I agree.. we are pioneers.. not unlike Daniel Boon and Davey Crocket and Tubbs.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 15:57:14 EST
OK, but you get to be Tubbs. I want to be called "Grand Maestro von der zerquetschende Berg, Gott mögen Person" or "Phil" for short.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 15:59:09 EST
Was Tubbs the black guy? I never watched Miami Vice.. it was too adult for me.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:00:24 EST
I think so. He was a real cool cat that had ALL the moves. Something that most people don't know is that he had a peg leg.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:01:20 EST
BTW: I made up the peg leg part, and "Tubbs" was actually "Harriet Tubman", chief engineer of the underground railroad.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:01:26 EST
Screw that, I don't want no wooden leg. I'll be Tom Magnum instead.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:04:23 EST
Man, if I had mad photoshop skillz, I'd photoshop up something with Davey Crocket and Harriet Tubman now.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:04:27 EST
Ok, I'll be "Tomas Magnesium" instead (pronounced as "toe-maz"), and part of our TV series will revolve around a reoccurring joke whereby people get the two of us confused for somewhat obvious reasons. However, the confused people always feel dumb upon discovery of the fact that one of us is a 6'4" Russian baseball player for the Moscow Red Devils, and the other of us is a can of sardines.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:05:39 EST
...But a talking can of sardines so people don't know that over the phone, but they continually inquire as the reason the call sounds "so hollow, like a long hallway"

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:07:35 EST
Ok, but only if the baseball player either says "RRRRRR!!" or Yakov Smirnoff Jokes all the time.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:08:56 EST
It's difficult to imagine that Smirnoff's highly-dated schtick still works in Missouri. Actually, if you've ever been to Missouri, it's not so hard to believe.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:10:09 EST
Maybe its like he's some sort of car crash that people can't take thier eyes off of. I tell ya this, if I was on Branson, I'd go see Yakov.. but then again, from what I understand of Branson, he's probably the only act I'd be remotely interested in.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:13:05 EST
And according to his guest appearance on King of the Hill a few seasons ago, he gave up the Russian bit and does comedy about things he observes in society.. so maybe he's not TOO dated.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:13:34 EST
Just don't get lost and end up in Bronson, MO.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:14:55 EST
Following up the last post, I've never actually seen a Charles Bronson movie. I only know he's famous for the "no dice" line. I remember passing by "Missing in Action" and "Missing in Action 2" many times at the video store, usually on my way to rent "My Science Project" or "Solarbabies" or "The Last Starfighter".

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:17:38 EST
I thought Missing in Action was a Chuck Norris series.. or maybe its just been too long.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:18:31 EST
Was it? I think you're right

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:19:37 EST
Yup.. just checked IMDB.. Chuck Norris as Col. James Braddock. BRADDOCK!!!!!

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:19:43 EST
Oh yeah, I was getting all of those "Death Wish" movies confused with MIA movies. But, every action movie VHS box looked the same to me in the 80s.

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Ron
11/08/2004 @ 16:20:09 EST
As you can see, my code does not break up long messages into multiple pages. I do this so that I don't have to kill so many virtual trees. We all need to do our part to make sure the digital environment stays balanced and healthy.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:20:32 EST
Yeah.. esp in the 90s.. where they're all pink after being faded for 10 yrs.

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:21:19 EST
Oh hey Ron, glad you could join us. Hop on in; the water is still pretty warm.... ahhh..... now it's warmer.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:21:21 EST
I think our digital environment is part of a balanced breakfast.

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Ron
11/08/2004 @ 16:22:38 EST
I once thought that there was a hole in the ozone layer, but it was just a minor memory leak that I was able to fix.

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Thunderclese
11/08/2004 @ 16:23:13 EST
Thank Ron for that! Whew!

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FABombjoy
11/08/2004 @ 16:23:20 EST
You know, one feature I'd like to see on bbcode (or related) boards is a special icon. You've got the typical 'read, unread, sticky' etc. icons, but I want to see one that's a picture of Jesus walking out of a cave for those threads that are like 2 years old that some jerk bumped with a "LOL" or "is this still available" or some other such nonsense.

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Ron
11/08/2004 @ 16:23:56 EST
That would rock. I'll get coding on that right away.

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Yeah, make sure that Jesus is giving you the finger too.

Aww now that's just plain-old thread spamming!

Whoa.. thanks for bringing us up to date there dood.

If you didn't own this place, I'd pw3nezdzd you!

Whatevah.

I hate people who can't use vowels correctly... or numbers.

Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho. Groucho, not groucho.

*CRASH*

LOL DUCKMAN

Oh boy, I think it's time to git along now. The lawn siren calls to me. "Suck my leaves! Mulch them!"

I think I have to go home too.. or at least over to FABombjoy's and change my oil.

Avoid the lawn siren! And the Noid for that matter!

Stupid Noid.. I'll show him for ruining my pizza!

I sent 100 7-up Dots over to the Noids house this morning. I don't think we'll be hearing from him anytime soon.

The dots and the Noid are in cahoots, whatever that means.

poop = boob upside down

I've seen upside down boobs, and I've seen poop. Let me tell ya, they ain't nothin' alike.

Yes, by far, upside down boobs are much more awesome.

LOL!

*slaps his forhead*

Wouldn't you rather slap your "forehead"?

Which is a good segue into this statement: Thunderclese is dumb.

Perhaps he really wants to slap his forhead. As long as it doesn't involve slapping some foreskin, I think we can all live with it.

LOL!

Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week. Try the fish! The 9 o'clock show is completely different from the 7:30.

I don't like fish. And your 9 o'clock show was pretty good.

Geez Josh, the only thing you seem to conttribute to this thred is speling corections and bad joks.

Now would be a good time for the Jesus coming out from the cave icon.

"Wise from yo gwave"

Damn. Forgot all about those features. And this thread.

Yeah, I was thinking about resurrecting it for Halloween after I saw the title again, but I figured if I waited that long, I'd forget about it.

Thinking of features, maybe you should add something in the profile that indicates the number of posts people have put on the website and have a ranking that says "Number of people who love this website more than [soinso]:"

Or have like in most message boards certain rankings as in:

0-10 posts = Scott Baio
11-50 posts = Corey Haim
50-100 posts = Corey Feldman

And so on...

Yeah, I dig that.

And now we have it.

So judging by the begining of this thread, useless spamming (with the sole point of getting a higher post-stat) is ok, right?

No, this thread represented a scientific test.

There were no such things as post stats back then.

I thought you guys went and did another spam session today. It wasn't until I noticed the time stamp that I realized -
a. This post is years old - leading me to skip to the end where I found -
b. I've already posted near the end meaning -
c. I've already read the stupid thing at least once.

D. All of the above.

This start out as...
A. Thunderclese and FABombjoy bored at work
B. The same 2 jokers trying to see if Ron has put in a paging function.
C. Both A. and B.

D?

Si, D.

Si, D, E...

Si, D E D B D B D BD BD BDBDBDBDBD BUCK!!!