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Hydrogen
06/02/2005 @ 10:42:58 EDT

You could have padded it out some more.

"So, Ron came and spoke to my classes yesterday. He was charming, witty, and intelligent as usual. I secretly want to bear his children."

"We fixed up the bikes yesterday so we can start riding around. It will be good to get outside and I'm sure the girls will enjoy it."

And so on.

Protactinium
06/02/2005 @ 11:36:46 EDT

You got a response. That's probably the closest thing you'll get to a real answer here, anyway.

I'm going to suggest the Flash manual?
Or even this.

Actinium
06/03/2005 @ 11:36:41 EDT

You want to flash people? you can't wait for the third child to be able to whip one out, you have to do it in the summer, also? oh, the humantitty!

Strontium
06/03/2005 @ 13:31:08 EDT

Flash? Pfft! Thats so 2000.. you wanna learn animated gifs.. they're the WAVE OF THE FUTURE!

Hydrogen
06/03/2005 @ 13:52:32 EDT

No way. Animated GIFs don't provide the interactivity that's hot today. The next Big Thing is for a site to have a list of links that say "click here if you want to punch the monkey" and "click here if you want to wait to punch the monkey".

Strontium
06/03/2005 @ 14:17:42 EDT

I hate that monkey. I want to punch him so badly, but then I don't because I know he wants me to.

Hydrogen
06/03/2005 @ 14:21:08 EDT

Don't give him the satisfaction. Punch the monkey next to him instead.

Strontium
06/03/2005 @ 14:23:06 EDT

YES! Thats the answer! All my monkey-punching desires fulfilled without giving that jerk the satisifaction of being punched.

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