Ron's Brain

I suggest either Ghengis or Bob. But don't do Noah, all the Noahs that I noah are dorks.

I prefer Alex, except you should spell it Alecksander and tell everyone how phonics changed your life. I wouldn't recommend having a similar sounds ending the first name and beginning the last name. I believe that is the primary cause of my inability to enunciate.

i don't really have anything to say about the other parts of your news, I just wanted to use a bar.

see what I did there, another one.

...............................LETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCELETTUCE
...............................TOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATOTOMATO
...............................ONIONONIONONIONONIONONIONONION
...............................MEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEAT

I made a bar burger! Yum, yum!

googling 'sunil sawani' gives you sunilsawani.com. but i think that was a little easier to achieve, given the rarity of that ever being googled.

FABombjoy: you are a mad genius.

And Sunil: I Googled it.

Ron Jr.

-Josh
-Seamus
-Ashley (Ash)
-Ian
-Tony
-Dino (Dean)

I actually suggested Seamus, but it was shot down. Also, negative on the Ron, Jr. idea. I wasn't officially a "junior" since my middle name was not the same as my father's, but sharing his first name was a bit confusing and I'm forever known by my family as "Ronnie Paul".

I kind of like Seamus, too. I suggested it as a hypothetical for my kid a few years down the road, and I was shot down, too.

I didn't shoot it down, I just made a "ew" face.

Man, if you're going to go with Seamus, you might as well just go with Ghengis. And I'd pick Ashton over Ashley for a dude.

I stand by my suggestion to Sarah. Liam Patrick. Goes nicely with Martin. Good Irish name..........

These are my suggestions:

Marty
Worf
Flavor Flav
Kennebunkport
Hercules Paramecium
M. Bison
Lustigkopf

Make sure you give him the middle name of "Reliability" cause when he's interviewing for jobs he can honestly tell them that reliability is his middle name.

Or maybe "Bending."

More suggestions:

Marty McPicklepants Martin
Luther
Luther King
Fartin'
Evil Dungeon Master
Buddha

Huh?

Thrakermog?
Three-yaks-on-a-log?
Flakkerbog?
...Susan?

Provided that this website continues to exist, and/or good backups are maintained, I have a message for your son:

Greetings from the past! oooOOOooOOOOO!!!! (theremin in background)

I'm going to have the site's contents etched into stone for future generations. It won't be as interactive, but future generations need to know how we wasted our time.