Ron's Brain

I think Jesus would hire ninjas to setup his Steve-o. And then he'd write a bitchin' comic. I also think it would be funny if your daughter actually got that tattooed on her hand in a dozen and a half years or so. Plus it'd probably be a cool tattoo.

The wee ones look adorable. I totally used to draw people on my hands as a kid. I swear, I don't anymore. What is this "disappearing thumb" trick you speak of??

I'll show you tonight, Ash. The first time I saw it (in first grade, for the record), I was floored. I went insane for 3 days trying to divine the magic behind the trick until the friend showed me.

You're going to show the star of the Evil Dead films the disappearing thumb trick?

I've often tried the trick myself, but my thumbs are too stubby to pull off correctly.

How much of the girls' candy did you "test" to make sure it was safe?

I guess it's not so much a disappearing thumb, but a detachable thumb. Not to be confused with a certain King Missile song about a different detachable body part.

I'm always comfortable with computers "fixing themselves". That way I no longer have to talk to the end user.

Yeah, I think its too bad that the only thing computers seem to do is "unfix" themselves. They're real good at that crap.

I just got a call from a user who couldn't boot his computer. "Unmountable boot file." Hilarity.