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Zirconium
03/01/2006 @ 22:36:31 EST

Dear Ron,

Thank you for your loyalty to Honda and we appreciate your interest in helping us improve the Accord. Fortunately, because of several suggestions from customer's like yourself, we have decided to introduce the Honda Accord WA, or Wide-Assed edition. The Accord WA will feature a 5-passenger backseat for the kids while still provide the Puritan-like intimacy of a 2-passenger, bucket seat front. It also features a power privacy window to separate the front and rear compartments to give parents a small break from the screaming monsters in the back. We also anticipate offering an optional Crazy Purple Knockout Gas upgrade that will make even the wildest children sedate for the cross country ride or a trip to the grocery store.
Once again, we would like to thank you for your continued support of Honda and our quality family-friendly products. Also next time you may want to send your letter to Honda.

Best of Luck,
Toyota Corporation

Hydrogen
03/02/2006 @ 20:34:01 EST

Bravo.

Zirconium
03/02/2006 @ 21:33:04 EST

Thanks! Apparantly its another thread killer hehe.

Hafnium
03/02/2006 @ 22:17:35 EST

Heh, like this thread had any chance of surviving. *scoff*

Hafnium
03/02/2006 @ 22:18:48 EST

Question - why would Toyota thank Ron for his loyalty to Honda?

Bohrium
03/03/2006 @ 10:11:34 EST

I was just impressed that another person on this site had the wit to replay in such a manner. It is nice to laugh at someones post, other than Rons.

Bohrium
03/03/2006 @ 10:11:44 EST

And this is further proof that I am not that smart of a person...

Zirconium
03/03/2006 @ 23:43:27 EST

Yeah, but you always laughed at my jokes anyway.. or at least let out a painful groan letting me know you heard them. And Toyota is thanking him cause its part of the joke.. duh.

Hafnium
03/04/2006 @ 02:01:14 EST

Ah, I sit corrected.

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