Ron's Brain

This is the FAQ (Frequently Used Interrogative Statements) for this site. It is intended as a brief Q & A session so that folks don't ask these questions over and over. Here we go...

Q. Who is Ron Martin?
A. Ron Martin is the one known as Ron Martin. He is him that is Ron. He lives Ron, breaths Ron, eats Ron, and sleeps Ron. Do not question his existence; just know he exists as Ron. If Ron and a bum were walking together, then the guy that is not the bum is Ron. Unless the bum's name is Ron also.

Q. What?!?!
A. Huh?

Q. What software do you use for this site?
A. I use software that I wrote in PHP. As soon as I get it optimized, I'll release it so you can look at it and be impressed.

Q. Do you offer web hosting?
A. This is a web site. Hasweb hosts it. I do not host web pages.

Q. What's the point of your site?
A. I'm wasting time making it, and you're wasting time reading it. That's basically the goal.

Q. Do you want my hot man love?
A. No.

Q. Do the message boards use the same script as the rest of the site? It doesn't look like other BB systems.
A. When I think of BB systems, I think of dialing up to someone's computer and playing Trade Wars. Anyway, it's all part of the same system, but all the scripts are different PHP pages. Originally everything was one huge Perl script, but that was crap, so I changed it.

Q. What about the chat thingy? Is that something you made too?
A. The chat thingy was something of my own design until I no longer had time to debug it. I have since then moved to using an IRC channel and Java applet for the site's chat needs.

Q. Why is this site dumb?
A. The site is a personal trait mirror.

I hope that answers some of your questions. Contact me with more questions.