Ron's Brain

Today is Ron's birthday. I've been friends with Ron for over twenty years and his birthday and mine share a very close relationship (they're a day apart- that's about it, spamdick). Happy B-day Ron-o!

According to Ron, we became friends because we had the same butterscotch pudding, or some other nonsense, in the first grade. After that, it's all history. Ron's a pretty good friend, minus mailing my name and address to the FBI's terrorist watch dog program, but I'd like to say happy birthday again and ask everyone to take a poll to wish Ron the same! Take the poll, assface!