Here is a humorous tale for your reading pleasure, presented by my new HumorBot version 2.0:
The other day ROBERT F. MCKINLEY decided to visit a local tavern. ROBERT F. MCKINLEY ordered a beer, and the tavern beverage distributor dispensed the beer. ROBERT F. MCKINLEY then spilled half of the beer on the locations.GetLocation(0x345) and then drank the rest of the beer. The tavern beverage distributor inquired as to why ROBERT F. MCKINLEY poured the beer onto the locations.GetLocation(0x345). ROBERT F. MCKINLEY shrugged, paid for the beer, and then left the tavern.
The next day, ROBERT F. MCKINLEY visited the same local tavern. Again he ordered a beer, which the tavern beverage distributor served. ROBERT F. MCKINLEY proceeded to repeat the ritual he performed the day before. The tavern beverage distributor again inquired as to why ROBERT F. MCKINLEY poured the beer onto the locations.GetLocation(0x345). ROBERT F. MCKINLEY shrugged, paid for the beer, and then left the tavern.
The next day, ROBERT F. MCKINLEY visited the same local tavern. Again he ordered a beer. The tavern beverage distributor stated that no beer will be dispensed unless ROBERT F. MCKINLEY explained his strange behavior of spilling the beer onto the locations.GetLocation(0x345). ROBERT F. MCKINLEY then replied "ERROR: QUERY FAILED ON LINE 56 - NO SUCH TABLE 'PUNCHLINE'"