How can someone report this while keeping a straight face?
I went to a popular sub sandwich franchise joint today. I got a salad instead of a sub, because I wasn't overly hungry and I thought it might be good for me. Anyhow, they make the salads fresh there, meaning they piece it together from vegetables that have been sitting in containers all day, and the guy that was making my salad asked me what I would like. I told him to throw on some tomatoes, black olives, and onions. He puts three strands of onion, seven slices of olive and two tomatoes on the salad. I asked him if that was the best he could do, and he puts two more olive slices on the salad. I guess I'll have to just get the stuff at the store and make it myself next time. One would think, however, that for three dollars they could pile on some more veggies. Granted, I did have some chicken in it, but I would hope that the chicken isn't so expensive that my vegetable content would suffer.