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Here is a humorous tale: When I was in grade school, I lived really close to the school so I walked there. This friend of mine walked with me one day, but he had his bike with him. He wanted to show off, so he started riding through mud puddles. I would point some out to him and he would drive through them and splash muddy water all over. I admit, it was pretty cool, but I needed to spice it up a bit.
Earlier that week someone had driven their car onto some land near my regular walkway. He got stuck, and made a huge hole in the ground trying to get out. I knew exactly where that spot was. As we approched it, I pointed it out to him, asking him to ride his bike through it. For all he knew, it was only a few inches deep. He goes in full force and SPLASH! The puddle went up past his waist. I don't recall laughing that hard again.