This week's interview comes from Crazy Uncle Frank. Let's see what he has to say...
How are ya?
Perpendicular. Simply perpendicular.
How did you find this site?
My interest in finding a cure for the weasel pox.
Is there something you'd like to share about yourself?
Nothing that the chip in my arm hasn't already told you, MAN IN BLACK.
Best Mexican food?
I ate some oranges in Mexico once, back during my tour of duty. It was a rough war, but we finally won back the hearts and lands of the Mexican Space Federation.
An inventor has an idea for a compression algorithm. He notes that each character known to man can be reduced to a single integer. If those characters were put side by side, then the integers could be arranged in the same manner, creating a very large integer. If one were to divide 1 by that integer, then a resulting real number would be generated that is less than 1. At that point, one would simply have to draw a line exacly of that length in whichever unit seems necessary, and then the entire message is compressed. What's the flaw in this algorithm?
The flaw is that there is a back door to it. The government needs these back doors so that they can reverse engineer any message and get the information they need. There's a back door to SHA, RSA, PHP, ICP, MD5... the list goes on, my friend. No data is safe. They can read everything! EfdsfETR$%$&dfvhew3fouhe#$$ That should shut them up.
Can you recommend a theatrical trailer?
I don't go to the theater. Too many snipers.
Favorite web site?
http://www.timecube.com/
Least favorite web site?
If I told you, they would find out.
What do you love most about Ron's Brain?
The way it just buckles, right after the sunset but before toast is done.
Last question: are you sane in an insane world?
Let me answer your question with a question: yes.
How enlightening. Anyway, I'm still a little under the weather, but I'll be kickin' it here any time now. Thanks for stopping by.