Did you read the subject? Are you psyched? Good! This is the most important thing you will ever read! Are you ready for this amazing tidbit of insight? Are you? Huh? Answer me! I can't hear you! Well, even if you're not ready, here it is:
Chicken in a mild curry cream sauce gives me heartburn.
Okay, your first reaction: "What? That was it? YOU SUCK!!"
Your reaction to that: "Well, no shit. What did you expect? Oh, my, I seem to have fallen into a state of nirvana! Thank you, o wise and wonderful Ron! (That last bit was sarcasm)."
Well, I could tell you why this information is important and why your reaction is unjust, but the ignorant are not worthy of such information. In fact, I'm not worthy enough to have such information. If such information were to become public knowledge, then such information could ruin our way of life forever. Just remember this fact and perhaps, someday, its importance will reach out and smack you in the face, or throw a drink in it, or issue you a citation for a moving violation. I really don't have a preferred metaphor or cliche here, so you can use your imagination. In fact, I'll make it easier:
"...its importance will reach out and (insert metaphor or cliche here)."
Perhaps you could give me suggestions that I can ignore. Perhaps....