Hey everyone! I figured since Ron hasn't posted anything on here in while that he must be incapacitated in some way. So I figured I'd take up the mantle, don my Ron mask and post something in a parody of his style. No doubt it will probably be littered with my horrible grammer and spelling mistakes.
Well, Christmas was full of evens that will no doubt carry on into the new year. We had our first Christmas tree fire and hopefully it will be our last. No real reason why it happened but we extinguished it pretty quickly.
Alexander is now twins! We don't have a name for the new twin, we're calling him "2" for now. Apparantly he did some sort of asexual reproduction in an ameoba sort of style. It happened a couple of days before Christmas and Alexander was promptly served with a cease and desist order from the FDA. Apparantly they don't care for cloning still. I just hope it doesn't spread to the girls.
For some reason I had that scene from Three Kings where Marky Mark has the CD and the oil shoved in his mouth. Any thoughts on that?
So what did you get for Christmas? Find any life on Mars? How bout Jupiter? What if 7 were less than 4? Discuss! And have a Happy New Year.