Hi folks. Still not quite back to normal, but who is, honestly? I'll try to bring you up to speed.
Sarah and I were childless for nearly 48 hours. That's a four, times ten, add eight. We actually went out for dinner on Thursday. We went to Lone Star Steakhouse. I had the ribs, and they were good. They apparently don't give you boxes to put your leftovers in anymore. Instead, they get some aluminum foil, put your food inside it, and shape it like a bull's head, horns and all. It looks more like a uterus than a bull's head, but I can see what they're trying to do.
After dinner we walked around a bunch of stores that we normally don't get to walk around. I know it sounds lame, but we didn't have to worry about any of the kids knocking shit over or pissing their pants in the middle of an aisle somewhere. That's not to say that I could necessarily help myself, but that's different.
On Friday we went out with some friends and had a great time. I had some sort of hamburger that was supposed to be super hot, but it was just kinda hot. Disappointing. Guess I know that next time I need to douse the thing in Tabasco.
We got our kids on Saturday and visited my mom, step-dad, sister and brother-in-law. Much Wii was played. I consumed some beer, but it seems that I was the only one. Oh well. More for me.
Sunday we visited my dad and step-mom. Rachel asked my dad if he had a baby in his belly. I know quite a few pregnant women and have been explaining to Rachel that they have babies in their bellies. Anatomically inaccurate, I know, but I didn't feel like explaining the logistics of it all to a three year old. Anyway, she put two and two together, got five, and assumed that my dad was pregnant. Good times.
This morning it snowed. Last week we had a day that got up to 75, and today it snowed. Oh well. Beats living in Kansas.
And that's it, kiddies. Sarah just walked in, said "Fuck!", and drove off, so I have no idea what's going on. Did she forget her books? Are we out of milk? Can she not clean the blood stains from off her shoes? Tune in next time to find out!