Hey hey hey. A lot's been goin' on, and I'm gonna feed it to ya. And not in a nice "here comes the choo-choo" way, but more of a "I got a funnel and a hammer" thing.
First, NetGoddess had a baby today. I know it's a boy, and that's about it for now. I'm waiting for more information. Congrats to her!
Second, we have a cat living under our deck. We don't feed it or offer it virgins or anything, so I don't know why it's sticking around. I don't mind it, though, as I'm thinking I probably won't have much of a mole problem this year. The only thing that really concerns me is if the cat is female and it has kittens. Then I'd have to get a dog to live under my porch. Then the dog population gets out of control, so I'll import some Andean dog eaters, and those things breed like rabbits, so I'd ultimately end up with a tyrannosaurus rex. And my deck ain't that big. Is there something I can do? Should I get rid of it? Get it fixed at my own expense? Sell my house and move to a deserted island? Any advice would be helpful.
Speaking of the mating act, we were in a pet store today and I saw a turtle trying to get his groove on with another turtle, but she wasn't having anything to do with it. He'd swim behind her, bite her head, and do that freak assed thing with his fingers, and she'd shut him down. I'm assuming the other was a she. Maybe it was a Shellback Mountain type of thing going on. I don't know, what do I look like, some sort of turtologist or something?
We had some friends over and it was a great time. We played some games, they got to watch Rachel use the restroom, we drank beer and shot the shit. I love having people over. Except for you-know-who. I hate that bastard.
I just recalled something that happened in the pet store. These two kids came in with boxes of candy and asked if we wanted to buy some to help the seller's brother's basketball team. The boxes of candy looked like they were right off the store shelf, which is what I suspect actually happened. They had no identifying marks like "ABC Fundraising Company, LLC" or whatever is usually on fundraiser candy. They also didn't have any kind of money bag or anything. I didn't see anyone buy candy from them, probably because they didn't want to be an accessory to a crime. The whole thing was really strange.
I have thoroughly dumped my brain. There it is, right on the floor. Wait... don't poke it with thaFEf3F#W83fnerfseza48995%$*%&NFe Now look at what you made me do! Anyway, I've been loving the latest comics. Keep 'em up. And I'll chit chat with ya later.