Apparently there was a coyote in downtown Detroit today. For those too lazy to read the article, let me give you the full story:
DETROIT - Local officials have apprehended a coyote believed to be responsible for the explosive demolition of a house that occurred earlier this week. The coyote, who used using tanks of highly flammable propane purchased from Acme, Inc., to destroy the house, was acting wily and was uncooperative when apprehended.
Police found the coyote with a tiny umbrella, roller skates, and some sort of jet propulsion device. The Department of Homeland Security is currently working with Acme, Inc., to identify why the company was unconcerned about the purchasing choices of this single customer. "The DHS believes that this activity should warrant concern, and we're sure that had the coyote been reported sooner by Acme, the attack on that house downtown would have been avoided."
The coyote is assumed to be delirious, citing an irrational need to capture a roadrunner. "The roadrunner is not indigenous to these parts," said DNR official Yosemite "Sam" McAllister. "I'm not sure what kind of confusion this coyote must be under, but we're making sure he gets the psychiatric help he requires."
The coyote's only comment was what he quickly painted on a small sign. It read "MOTHER".
So, I'm going to abandon the three column layout idea. I did, however, put a "recent users" thingy at the bottom there. It's nice info, but not vital, so an accessible yet out of the way location like the bottom seems to be perfect. Thanks for those that commented!
Well, what have you been up to?