I'm a famous poet, I guess. If you've been reading this site for a while, then you probably remember this poem. Also, your name is Josh. Anyhow, I entered it into a poetry contest at Famous Poets just to see what would happen. Guess what? I became a semi-finalist and was asked to read my poem at some convention. I declined the offer to speak, as well as the numerous offers to buy the anthology in which my poem was to be published. Overall, I received an honorable mention and a chance to submit a poem that will be accepted sight unseen for publishing in their next anthology. I've been thinking up a doozie.
Here's the certificate:
[RON] I was sent another request to read my poem and a chance to have my poem read professionally and put onto CD for me, with background music. If it wasn't so expensive, I'd do it. [/RON]