Today is Father's Day. Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there. Sarah got me an iPod for Father's Day. Not saying you should become a father just for the hardware, but it's a nice benefit.
I vote this boy's father for Father of the Year.
Today we went to the petting zoo. The kids love the petting zoo, because they can torment the animals from the comfort of their outside-cage freedom. I love it because of the following picture:

IM IN UR BARN STEALIN UR DARYS
I went and picked up some KFC for dinner on Friday. I didn't have enough cash so I had to pay with the ol' card. I was in the drive through, and handing things over the threshold between the vehicle and the window is a dangerous prospect. As I was returning the signed slip of paper to the cashier, I dropped the pen, and it fell under the van. I apologized to him about it and he said it was no big deal and he'd pick it up later. As I left, I heard an unsettling "crunch". Yep. I ran over his pen.
Brianna made the observation that she could not marry the man at the drive through, because he was too big. This man was large enough to have Jabba the Hut as a wart, so I can see her point, but I hope she learns how to filter stuff pretty soon.
Congrats again to mistyp for winning the greeting card contest.
And that's about it. Lemmie know how I'm doing and what you did recently. See ya.