(Note: I removed the "External Links" menu and added a "Links" link. Also, butter is made from milk.)
Ever notice how something you look for is always in the last place you look? Unless you are a huge moron.
Why is it that a monkey can fling his dung at passers-by without much notice but I get jail time?
How come one can't use money for toilet paper?
Did you ever notice that the tallest people have the greatest height? Isn't that weird?
Did scientists come up with the scientific method because it sounded cool and they didn't want to get beat up anymore?
After some research, I wish to retract my previous statement about money.
Why do we park on driveways but run over the neighbor's dog until it resembles a broken jar of strawberry preserves?
Why is there an interstate on Hawaii? It's not like those barbarians have cars.
If a tin whistle is made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of? Cement? I mean, Jumpin' Jesus H. in a Wicker Basket!