Friends in Kansas
Get the fuck out.
Kansas
You've always sucked and never had any redeeming qualities.
Kansan Uhaul Rep
Thanks for upgrading us without notice to a 26' truck from a 17' truck, a vehicle that gets at most 6-8 mpg and takes nearly $400 in gasoline and leaves an excess five feet of empty space in the rear. Thank you again for giving us a broken car dolly that required me to crawl through the trunk of my car to get in and out.
Kansas
You suck so hard I don't know where to begin.
Iowa
You are boring as shit to drive through, but I'm happy you increased the speed limit to 70. There is, however, one problem. FIX YOUR FUCKING HIGHWAYS AND GIVE THEM SHOULDERS THAT AREN'T SAND.
Wisconsin
Your cheese is quite awesome.
Madison
You beautiful, sexy city- we're happy to be back.
Our New Neighborhood
So much in the middle of everything that my head popped with excitement.
Iron Man
You were not an intelligent movie, but after all the exhausting bullshit over the weekend, your shamelessly entertaining action spectacle was perfect medicine.