Ron's Brain

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap for shorts. The doctor says to him, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Q: What do you call an Irishman that stand on your porch all day?
A: Patty O'Furniture

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
A: Russle

A guy runs into the psychiatrist's office and says, "Doctor! My wife thinks she's an elevator!" The doctor tells him to bring her in and he replies "I can't. She doesn't stop on this floor."

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a......... beer." The bartender asks "What's with the big pause?" and the bear says "I dunno. I was born with 'em."

Q: What do you call a donkey with four teeth?
A: Josh!