Ron's Brain

Telepathic control of spatulas (15 votes)

Ability to always bowl a 153 (2 votes)

Memorization of pi to 2 decimal places (0 votes)

Able to jump over tall buildings, but only on 2/23, when its a Thursday between 9AM-5PM (0 votes)

Sensing of Salvation Army bell ringers (1 vote)

Ability to fire the twelfth amendment from ones eyes (1 vote)

Destructive car licking (1 vote)

Able to shake either hand with a grip that's not too limp nor too strong (1 vote)

Other (8 votes)